Boy1 (Cries): Pyar maanga hai tumhi se, Naa inkar Karo
Girl1 (Grins): Ye dosti hum nahin chodenge
(Boy2 enters)
Girl1 to Boy2: Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta hai
(Boy1 wails more loudly)
(Girl2 enters)
Girl2: Tanha tanha yahan pe jeena, yeh koi baat hai
Boy1 (Without wasting much time): Ok sure.
(But sigh! Badtameez Dil!)
Boy1: Kya karoon hai kuch kuch hota hai (sad version)
(Boy3 enters)
Boy3: One-sided love is fun. Tu haan kar ya na kar, Tu hai meri Kkkkk
Girl1: Jo hain sama, kal ho na ho
Boy1: Pyaar se badkar dosti….Dosti se badkar Pyaar…Pyar…Dosti

Anjali and Rahul: Hey, didn’t we address that before? BTW what was the answer, director ji?

Audience: Iss movie ko dekhna
Aur dekh ke samajhna
Ai dil hai mushkil

Dosti ya Pyar? The nation wants to know!