Some assumptions made by our auto drivers:
-- Even though we ride a three wheeler, we always assume that we ride a one wheeler. We will ensure that the front wheel lands safely while we are not responsible if the two rear wheels land in some pothole! It is the responsibilty of the passengers to insure their backs!
--We believe that our 3 wheelers have flexible bodies. Hence we can squeeze in anywhere, even between 2 gigantic buses. We are not responsible for the horrified expressions of the passengers.
--We don't care if we need to go left or right because we know that we are always right